[verse]
G#m E B B F#/A#
Heya Tom, it's Bob... from the office down the hall
G#m E F# B/F# F#
Good to see you buddy, how've you been?
Edim7
Things have been OK for me
G#m G#m7/F# C#7/F
except that I'm a zombie now
F#
I really wish you'd let us in
E B D#7 G#m (B)
Think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
E B D#7 G#m (B)
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand
E
But here's an FYI:
Em
You're all gonna die screaming
[chorus]
B B F# F# E E F# F#
All we want to do is eat your brains
B B F# F# E
We're not unreasonable, (I mean) no one's gonna eat your eyes
B B F# F# E E F# F#
All we want to do is eat your brains
G#m G#m D#m D#m E
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
E B C#m7
If you open up the doors
E B E F#
We'll all come inside and eat your
B
brains
[verse]
G#m E B F#/A#
I don't want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?
G#m E F# B/F# F#
To spend your whole life locked inside a mall?
Edim7
Maybe that's OK for now but
G#m G#m7/F# C#7/F
someday you'll be out of food and guns
F#
And then you'll have to make the call
E B D#7 G#m (B)
I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough
E B D#7 G#m (B)
You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff
E
But Tom, that's what I do,
Em
and I plan on eating you slowly
[chorus]
B B F# F# E E F# F#
All we want to do is eat your brains
B B F# F# E
We're not unreasonable, (I mean) no one's gonna eat your eyes
B B F# F# E E F# F#
All we want to do is eat your brains
G#m G#m D#m D#m E
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
E B C#m7
If you open up the doors
E B E F#
We'll all come inside and eat your
B
brains
[bridge]
D F#dim7 C
I'd like to help you Tom, in any way I can
Cm G
I sure appreciate the way you're working with me
D F#dim7 Em
I'm not a monster Tom, well, technically I am
B
I guess I am
[solo]
B B | F# F#
E E | F# F#
B B | F# F#
E
B B | F# F#
E E | F# F#
G#m G#m | D#m D#m
E G#m
[verse]
G#m E B F#/A#
I've got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up
G#m E F# B/F# F#
I know we'll get to common ground somehow
Edim7
Meanwhile I'll report back to my
G#m G#m7/F# C#7/F
colleagues who were chewing on the doors
F#
I guess we'll table this for now
E B D#7 G#m (B)
I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well
E B D#7 G#m (B)
Thank you for your time, I know we're all busy as hell
E
And we'll put this thing to bed
Em
When I bash your head open
[chorus]
B B F# F# E E F# F#
All we want to do is eat your brains
B B F# F# E
We're not unreasonable, (I mean) no one's gonna eat your eyes
B B F# F# E E F# F#
All we want to do is eat your brains
G#m G#m D#m D#m E
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
E B C#m7
If you open up the doors
E B E F#
We'll all come inside and eat your
B Bsus4 B
brains